Disclaimer: This article is based on actual news from the real world – honestly! However, it has been sprinkled with a healthy dose of satire. Emergency personnel rescued a man who had become stuck ...

A Connecticut man is likely breathing a sigh of relief thanks to a team of firefighters and other emergency personnel who rescued him after he became stuck inside a tube slide at a children’s ...

He was found "wedged feet and head first down the slide and stuck in the middle portion,” officials said Town of Vernon Fire Department The Vernon Fire Department said it rescued a 40-year-old man who ...